It's wacky. Feel free to have a listen or not. That's not the point.
The point is that about a month ago, they did a show where all 3 of them were stuffed into a wood chipper by William H. Macy. You've all seen Fargo. You get the joke.
And so do I. Except that I also saw a snippet of a movie on Lifetime. I can't track down the name of this thing. But there was a big wind storm. And this couple was in the yard. And the wind blew the edge of the guy's jacket into the wood chipper. Which was on.
Why they had a wood chipper running during a wind storm and why they were standing near it is a mystery for the ages. Or perfectly explained in the first hour and 45 minutes of the movie.
OK, so the guy's jacket gets caught in the wood chipper and it starts pulling him into certain horrible death by woodchipper.
Why there is no emergency stop button, or why the wife didn't run and unplug the damn thing? Another mystery, probably required by the plot.
So what does the guy do as he's being pulled into the wood chipper? He probably made some attempt to get out of his jacket. But he quickly realizes that he won't be able to escape a chippery death. So what does he say to his wife as he is pulled offscreen?
I love yoooooouuuuuuuuu.
It was both the most disturbing and the funniest thing I've seen ever.
After that episode of The Wonder Show, I made my husband promise:
- that we will never own a wood chipper
- that he will never stand anywhere near any wood chippers at locations that we may be visiting
- that if, despite following promises 1 and 2, he gets his clothes caught in a wood chipper, he endeavors to turn the fucking thing off
- The Wonder Show DJs will avoid fictional wood chippers