|Picture a lightsaber here instead of a kitchen torch.|
Me: Isn't it a little early for stormtroopers? It sounds like Darth Vader is coming to dinner. [in a silly voice] "No Darth Vader, you're not invited to dinner."
Him: Maybe Darth Vader is bringing a bottle of wine or a nice desert. Maybe Darth Vader is brining creme brûlée.
Me: That doesn't sound like Darth Vader at all. He's the kind of guy who'd just show up empty-handed.
Him: I'd tell him, "What are you doing, Darth Vader? We had a bargain. I make dinner and you bring the dessert." And he's all, "I'm altering the bargain." And now I'm sorry I invited Darth Vader to dinner.
And here I thought it was common knowledge that you should never invite Darth Vader to dinner.