We started watching THX-1138, the cerebral, and let's face it - boring - movie made by George Lucas. One the stars is Donald Pleasence, so during the credits, I turned to HA and said, "oh, he's the one who'll make you a passport out of tin and jam."
Which he did not get at all.
So, here. Let's all watch the Eddie Izzard bit I was referencing. Because it's a good 'un. And because I'm really tired after actually leaving the house every day for a week and can't possibly think of anything better to write about.